Hello, Readers. Can you feel it? That's the hair on the back of your anxious necks standing on end in anticipation of Some Guy's Final Take on the Final Take of this Season's Bachelor.
Man, was it a doozy. Clare found her spine, Harrison's claws came out, Juan Pablo lost his charm, and Nikki lost my respect. It was like an F-ed up version of the Wizard of Oz--well, minus little people in degrading costumes and a black and white beginning.
The post is in the works and should be up later this evening or no later than coffee time tomorrow morning. In the meantime, feel free to continue our robust Twitter discussion from last night in the comments section below while appreciating this message to Juan Pablo.