Tuesday, July 17, 2012

DP is Back

Hello, Readers,

As I mentioned, I was in the wonderful state of Colorado for the past few days and I've returned--less than jubilantly--in order to assume the duties of my daily life here in Austin, Texas.  I've got a lot to discuss with all of you; however, I spent most of today getting caught up on what I set aside in the name of rest and relaxation.  As you can see below, I had quite a good time in Colorado. 

Thanks to the fine folks at the Four Seasons in Vail and--yes, I'm aware of the irony of what I'm about to type--the other fine folks at the Ritz-Carlton in Bachelor Gulch for continuing to serve me copious amounts of free wine in spite of what I've been told was obvious intoxication.  I'll give you the rundown on all of the mountain biking, hiking, and, of course, drinking as soon as possible. 

Oh, and I'd expect a roaring response from Derek and the Boys---all of whom will probably want a signed copy of the picture below.  I'll talk to y'all soon.  DP


23 comments:

  1. Wow. Just...wow. Looks like you had a great time. Can't wait to hear all about it!

    (That bear does not look amused).

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  2. I bet Derek and the boys will appreciate how flexible you are! I'm sure the rundown will be as funny as the picture. Glad you had a great time and that you're back.

    Denise in Alabama

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  3. OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stop the press....Me and the boys have died and gone to heaven. If loving this picture is wrong then I don't wanna be right!!

    One of my good friends just texted me that he wished that he could be standing right behind Some Guy. I told him, "Screw that...I'll settle for being the bear!!"

    Absolutely love the pic, DP! Can't wait to hear more about the trip and your surprise.

    Love and laughs,
    Derek and the boys

    PS. Rooooooaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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  4. Derek and the Boys, I'm flattered. For the record, that's a female bear. Oh, and bears don't roar, lions do. I'm thrilled I could put a feather under your short shorts, however. It's always good to see you're still paying attention. DP

    P.S. what do you feed a gay horse?
    P.P.S. Haaaaaayyyyyyy!

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  5. Wow, that bear is my nightmare...even with you bent over it.

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  6. Omg, can't stop laughing. What a cute butt you have and a wonderful sense of humor. Love the horse joke, and as always, LOVE Derek!!!

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  7. How much wine did that bear have?!? ;p

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  8. Anon, the bear didn't have any wine; however, I think it slipped something in my drink. DP

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  9. Come on, DP. Give a gay guy some credit. The roar was in reference to your request for a "roaring response".

    Also, back at you Stacey C....hello and hope that you're doing well sweetie!!!

    Derek

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  10. Derek, you have me to thank for the photo! :) It took me a while to get organized, and DP kept saying, "Hurry up already, I can't stay like this forever. I don't know how Derek and the Boys do it!" Or, something like that, I was laughing too hard so I can't be quite sure! XO from CO.

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  11. Looks like a clear violation of Yogi's Law!
    Too funny!

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  12. Hey Heather - LOL....too funny girl! The boys and I thank you from the bottom of our hearts!!! I bet that's one very happy bear. Javier said it was nice to see Some Guy being at one with nature.

    Derek and the boys

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  13. Wow. Here's hoping the only easy lei is the one that bear is wearing, cuz a girl (or Derek) should have to work for a butt like that. (don't worry, DP, I'll be here all week)
    I must say this pic takes the phrase "bend over" to a whole other level, especially in your line of work. haha
    ~Cariss

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  14. After thinking "nice butt," I must admit that the following thought crossed my mind: "Bears are omnivorous and apparently so is DP."

    Thanks for sharing the hilarious ass- backwards photo. Derek and the boys aren't the only ones that enjoyed it. I can't wait to hear the story behind it!

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  15. Your jeans are much appreciated around here. Your head isn't INSIDE the lady bear's britches is it?!?!

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  16. hartamber, I certainly thought it was inside, and given DP's insistence that this is a lady bear (despite being both topless and unendowed), don't you think he must have gotten up close and personal?

    C'mon DP, we need some inside scoop!

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  17. Dp2, that's easy. She made me take her to dinner before she let me take that picture. Still working on the post. Hang in there. DP

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  18. Very funny, DP! It seems your dinner date is also easy.

    Btw, no pressure on my part, only eager anticipation for this week's post.

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  19. You are crazy Some Guy!LASS

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  20. I noticed the butt...but wow those are some nice legs as well. You can see the muscles popping! Thanks for sharing...Kim, NV

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  21. God.....what I would give to be that bear!

    Derek

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  22. Alright, enough of having to keep checking for DP's updated post on The Bachelorette and being subjected to nothing but conversations about his ass and legs. Not to mention having to listen to Derek fantasize about being the bear in that picture. I realize that women (and apparently a certain group of men) find Some Guy attactive, but I'm having a hard time relating. DP - Would you please email me and let me know when the new post is up? The visual I'm getting from Derek and Javier's fantasy posts are more then I can bear. No pun intended.

    -MH

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  23. MH, the world does not stop and start at your convenience. I'm thrilled that my backside is the focus of some debate. Deal with it. If I'm correct, I had to deal with the sight of a lot more than your backside in addition to being labelled as the town "catcher" because of you. Re-read this while you're waiting for me to finish. This week's post will be up either late today or early tomorrow. Work has me running around.

    http://www.guyinaustin.blogspot.com/2011/03/off-season-post-3-my-big-sex-scandal.html


    DP

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