Hello, Readers. I have to confess that I've been traveling for work in addition to moving into a swanky new pad here in Austin, Texas. Since I just got my cable back on Tuesday, I haven't even watched the show. That's a first in blog history. I will watch and write tonight, although you're all likely to be Bacheloretted out by the time I post. I'll post as soon as possible. Remember, time flies like the wind but fruit flies like bananas.