Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Pre Bachelorette Recap Episode 7: Tai-want this Season to be Over Already

Hello, Loyal Readers.  Some Guy is traveling for work today and I can't post just yet.  Sorry for the delayed gratification, but it's looking like late tonight or early Wednesday morning depending on how many Lone Stars I ingest in the airport bar.  I'm treating this week's post like I would a Fantasy Suite date:  I'll try and get it up as fast as I can. 

Love, DP

28 comments:

  1. Hope you comment on the backless shirts Ashley had on. She has really shown some odd fashion sense with see through shirts and black bras to backless tops.

    Boring is the word for this episode. What sort of lame-o person thinks guys would like to pose for fake wedding photos? Give me a break. Ames had fun with it but Ames seems to have fun doing whatever is thrown at him. I will say his taste in pants is different-red pants? Maybe Biff and Trey and the smart set at the yacht club wear those but for a supposed wealthy guy, he has very strange taste in clothes. It was funny how clueless Ashley was about how the guys hated that wedding photo date.

    The best part of the whole episode was seeing that dog pee on the lantern Constantine and Ashley eventually released.
    Sal in Utah

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  2. Wendy in MN almost COJuly 12, 2011 at 4:41 PM

    Mmm hmmm. Lincee didn't post yet either. I think the 2 of you are simply holed up somewhere sobbing over drinks at how difficult it is to come up with amazingly funny blogs every week when this season is So. Completely. Boring.

    Pressure's on cupcake. Blog it to us.

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  3. OMG the suspense is killing me :)

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  4. Love your title and I AGREE!

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  5. Oh, and I heart Emily but the "you know" count was at around 45. Just sayin.

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  6. Counting the hours and minutes. It's been two long weeks!

    Oh yes, I lost count how many times Emily said "you know". You know?

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  7. Can you please comment on Ames jacket having pins in the back during the rose ceremony... The rest was just boring.... But the pins.... Weird!

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  8. So it looks like Em may be available, DP!! Can't wait to hear your thoughts on her little white skirt.

    AND, of course, dying for your recap. Please hurry back to your computer!

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  9. Can't wait to hear what DP has to say about Ames' red pants.

    -MH

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  10. Ashley is imploding before our eyes - it's like watching a train wreck. Agree the wardrobe is a bit strange. Who doesn't think she's going with JP because she feels he's the only one that won't reject her. Looking forward to the post!

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  13. I am in deep withdrawal anxiously awaiting your post...meantime, omg what's the deal with those red/pinkish pants Ames had on ??? And agreed on the Emily and the 45 "you knows"...NOOOOO we don't know ! LOL

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  14. Oh and another thing - has anyone noticed how harsh Ashley is in the *way* she sends the guys packing...does not seem to have much compassion when she gives them the boot...she was harsh with William and the other dude who left the same episode, Mickey, and now doofus Ryan was broken the way she dumped him...seems the only time Ashley cries (and that's alot I know) is when it is about HER...JMHO

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  15. Ashley gives me a pain right there in my backside.
    Boo hoo.
    I love Ames. Even if he is gay, why do they insist on outing him by dressing him in, first, the pink TKD outfit and then the fruity blue ruffly suit for the wedding photos. Come on, producers. Give the guy a break.

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  16. That pants, the backless shirts and the odd wedding photos. At least Ash didn't drop the B-word this time...

    Does anyone else think it's odd how she's playing 'let's get married' with these guys on these dates? William did a Mock wedding and now the Picts. I don't get it.

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  17. And she is sooooo freaking insecure. Did you notice how she is constantly seeking reassurance from the guys by asking them things like "so did you enjoy yesterday blah blah...are you having fun blah blah.." so annoying and lame !

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  18. DP- I'm intent on getting my first Lone Star beer. I have a layover at DFW next week, do you know if there's a bar serving it there? I was in Texas last month and couldn't find one anywhere. Help a brother out.

    Kevin

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  19. You're traveling...hhhmmmm??? Could it be that you are flying back to Austin after comforting Emily and her white shorts????

    Denton Diva (TOTALLY UNrelated to Douchebag from Denton...and yes I agree he is a TOTAL douchebag!!!)

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  20. Hectic Tuesday, the kiddos and hubby are fast asleep........hallelujah for some Some Guy madness with a recap AND WAA WAA.....nothing! Well, I can't say nothing because many of comments are cracking me up! You have some pretty hilarious followers.

    Okay, all is forgiven.

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  21. The reddish/pink pants are known as Nantucket Reds...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nantucket_Reds

    In other words Ames is very preppy! lol

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  22. The trainwreck...I mean trainride had me screaming-get me off this train-I didn't buy a ticket! Ashley and Constantine sitting across from each other and holding hands like two children going across the street was so... akward! Constantine carried Ashley on his back through the streets. Is something wrong with me? Survey ladies-does your man carry you on his back while sightseeing? I'm on the small side and my boyfriends don't carry me on their back ...oh yeah-because it's called a horsey ride and I'm not 4 years old anymore...-yes that is a dot, dot,dot (had to put in a few so we don't forget about ...Ames wearing the Dumb and Dumber suit was very symbolic in the obvious way-this show keeps getting Dumb and Dumber.Speaking of dumb-Ashley telling Ben that the wine in Taiwan tastes like the wine from his vineyard-if it wasn't so dumb -it would have been funny! Actually it was so dumb that it was funny. Oh Ashleeeeeeeeey, really? I felt sorry for Ryan-however I watch the show for entertainment and was disappointed that while Ryan told Ashley about...lectured Ashley about water heaters that she stifled the 'well I leave the water running when I go to the bathroom'..(moving to 2 dots so maybe we can get over...you know who..)I think Ryan would have accepted being sent home if she shared that lil environmental waste with him.

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  23. "Nantucket Reds", as defined in the highbrow online Urban Dictionary:

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nantucket%20reds


    1. Nantucket Reds

    An essential part of the douchebag uniform.* Pair with it what you will - popped collar polo shirts or Dave Matthews Band t-shirts; Smathers & Branson belt or no belt at all; loafers, deck shoes, or flip flops; any baseball cap worn by a person over 17 -- it is the one constant, unifying thread, an unflagging sign of asshattery. Can also be referred to in an homage to a bard whose name is long forgotten as "di*k-suck-it reds."

    * Note: Like the Jeep Cherokee, it is acceptable for women and adolescents to own nantucket reds; it is only a sign of douchebaggery in adult males. However, even women and children should only wear them after careful consideration.
    Hitler: Let's have the Waffen SS wear Nantucket red pants for their uniform! That would look snappy!

    Mr Hugo Boss: Mein Fuhrer, while that clearly conveys an asshole vibe, it is hardly intimidating. I recommend sticking with grey, black or olive.

    Hitler: Ja, you're right. Can I still use it for the draperies in my bunker?

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  24. I think Emily actually fell for the tool:( I was raised in the South- Plano, TX:) and didn't think Emily was fake. We are raised not to totally come unglued on national television and I think she was probably very nervous with the you knows. She should of said- you know ..Brad is an alcoholic. You know... ( my dots again - sorry) he has a temper. I'm sure Brad told Emily to bring Rickie with him and she sd- A baby in a bar??? ...Sweet Home Alabama for the 3 people who didn't get the reference.

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  25. Should have said- lol. The dumb is contagious!

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  26. Great post! As usual you touched on all the things I thought you would & it was even better than I imagined-Thanks.

    Since you mentioned the F-me pumps that Ashley insists on wearing with the most unusual outfits. I couldn't help but wonder if there is a shoe store somewhere for the short & insecure? Those shoes just scream for attention & can't be comfortable to wear while touring around Asia....just sayin:)
    Thanks for the laughs & after this I am actually looking forward to Bach Pad 2!
    Kerry

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