It's been a couple of weeks since I first promised to post for Bachelor in Paradise. I have to confess that I'm two weeks behind, although I did watch tonight's show.
First, who is Carl?
Second, how is Evan still around? Didn't he get gout or a hangnail or something a few weeks ago?
Third, I'm not sure if Ashely I. or Lace is crazier. I suppose they are each technically stricken with different brands of Crazy, but neither brand seems workable in the context of a constructive relationship.
Fourth, I've been in Florida, California (two cities), Dallas, Houston, and Austin in the last two weeks. Those locations called me there to deal with my priorities; namely earning money to pay the bills around here.
Any less of a blogger would be down and out. However, I will commit to pull together a post or two that accurately memorializes the dumpster fire that is The Bachelor Pad.
Thanks for checking on me every now and then. Take care of yourselves and we'll speak soon.
Anyone want to bet me ten bucks that Harrison shows up in a robe with a mimosa before the season is over?
In the meantime, if you need me I'll be scapegoating Nick for my shortcomings.