Hello, Readers. Some Guy is still in Colorado but I'm working today instead of skiing. Obligations aside, it's been a great trip so far. My thanks to my dear friends Mike and Heather for hosting a Bachelor watching party at their house last night (Lone Star Beer included) so I did not miss the big show.
The post will be up tomorrow. Thanks for being patient. In the meantime, rumor is that the First Grade Teacher Elise "forgot" to mention a soft core porn video that she took part in a while back. Uh Oh. I actually just watched it. Frankly, it's not much different than what happens on the Bachelor while the girls are kicking it at the mansion. It's not even remotely filthy. In fact, if you turn up the volume it's hysterical. You think she'll regret that decision when her principal gets wind of it and she's run out of whatever elementary school can't Google it's applicant's names before making a hiring decision? That Google search should be enough to keep y'all busy until I return to my beloved Austin.
Please assept my apologies for being late. If you need me, I'll be playing soccer in my pee-YAH-mas.