Hello, Readers. Far be it from me to disappoint; HOWEVER, I just can't do it this week. I tried no less than 5 times to make it through the Women Tell All (Read: Bitch about everything) Episode and just couldn't do it.
I cannot accurately put into words the level of frustration I felt during the first 20:57 seconds of the show listening to the women argue, insult each other, talk over everyone, and generally complain. There was nothing interesting or entertaining about any of it, especially the part about the wash up contestants groping each other in various clubs across the country.
The "Stop" button finally got pushed (hard) when Miss Pacific Palisades and her crooked eyes and silver eye shadow began chattering like a magpie about whatever it was she felt the need to chatter about.
I'm sad to say that I will not be recapping this episode. I'm certain you're disappointed, and for that I'm sorry. However, I'm also certain that beneath the disappointment is a tiny part of all of you that understands.
On a positive note, I'll have the latest DP Tells All (Part IV) up before the Bachelor Final Episode. Thank you all for your questions. Please enjoy this picture of me contemplating the answers to your questions while gazing admiringly at my beloved Austin, Texas. This little spot is about a half mile from my home and I usually head up there a few times a year to remind myself why I'm lucky to live in Austin.