BOO! Remember me? A little? I suppose I deserve that. For the past six weeks or so DP has lived on an airplane and in various swanky hotels across the great State of Texas and beyond. Without depressing you, I've been working (a lot) on several catastrophic cases that demand my attention. Like you coming here for a laugh, people hire me to do what they believe I do best and I owe them the same focus I gleefully find here when I can make it work. Unfortunately, the "real" world and this one don't always peacefully coexist.
The good news is that the year is winding down and I'll be getting back to regular posts. I'm well aware that I have to earn my audience back, but I'm anxious to draft something that doesn't start with the words "To the Honorable Judge of Said Court."
Happy Halloween to you all. Whether it's some innocent trick or treating or some good ole criminal mischief that happens to be on your evening agenda, have fun. In light of my lack of post this Halloween, I'll direct you to a classic Some Guy in College Halloween memory involving Austin, Texas and my old roommmate, the now infamous Lenny. Enjoy.
Oh, and just for good measure, I'll leave you with a Halloween joke.
How do you get a witch pregnant?
You f*ck her.
You're welcome. Granted, that's creepy on an entirely different level but feel free to use it on your least sophistocated friends. I miss the blog and I miss all of you. I'll be back as soon as I can.