BOO! Remember me? A little? I suppose I deserve that. For the past six weeks or so DP has lived on an airplane and in various swanky hotels across the great State of Texas and beyond. Without depressing you, I've been working (a lot) on several catastrophic cases that demand my attention. Like you coming here for a laugh, people hire me to do what they believe I do best and I owe them the same focus I gleefully find here when I can make it work. Unfortunately, the "real" world and this one don't always peacefully coexist.
The good news is that the year is winding down and I'll be getting back to regular posts. I'm well aware that I have to earn my audience back, but I'm anxious to draft something that doesn't start with the words "To the Honorable Judge of Said Court."
Happy Halloween to you all. Whether it's some innocent trick or treating or some good ole criminal mischief that happens to be on your evening agenda, have fun. In light of my lack of post this Halloween, I'll direct you to a classic Some Guy in College Halloween memory involving Austin, Texas and my old roommmate, the now infamous Lenny. Enjoy.
Oh, and just for good measure, I'll leave you with a Halloween joke.
How do you get a witch pregnant?
You f*ck her.
You're welcome. Granted, that's creepy on an entirely different level but feel free to use it on your least sophistocated friends. I miss the blog and I miss all of you. I'll be back as soon as I can.
DP
Hahaha great joke.
ReplyDeleteWelcome (half way) back!
Having been called a witch on an occasion or two, I don't have problem at all with your joke!! Ooooh no pregnancy please!! Loved being reminded about the Batman and Romeo story! Keep it between the blinks!
ReplyDeleteJackie in Madison
I meant to add that you shouldn't have to earn your audience back. If they're like me they've been here patiently waiting for you to get a break from the dang law!
ReplyDeleteJackie in Madison
I love the Batman story. It's one of my favorites!
ReplyDeleteJackie's correct...we're still here waiting for you. It's just not the same without you, so we hope your schedule is back to normal soon. We miss you!
Denise in Alabama
Always worth the wait...
ReplyDelete~Cariss
I agree with Jackie too.
ReplyDeletePaula in Sacramento
DP, you are not gone or forgotten. We, your devoted fans, always hang around and wait for you.
ReplyDeleteHappy Halloween!
By the way, did you ever find a way to contact Derek and the boys? Heading to Miami in 3 weeks and would love to meet them.
DP - Happy Halloween and thanks for the link to the Batman and baloney post. Hard to believe it is two years old. Wow.
ReplyDeleteIt was great fun to re-read it but even better to see your twin's comments. I don't remember having read those before. I assume he never took up blogging?
I know you're super busy, but anything you can do to help keep everyone laughing, especially those impacted by Sandy, is much appreciated here in the Mid-Atlantic.
I guess I believe that you have a twin now.
ReplyDelete-hk
Best blog in the world huh? :D
ReplyDeleteGreat article, i liked it...
Please post this week!?!! You're like that girl that I dated in high school (you know her name). You crave our love and attention, but only put out when you feel like it. What can we do to get you back in the mood?
ReplyDeleteMH
Well if he's anything like those girls in high school, I'd say get a couple drinks in him... Or maybe leave a poem in his locker.
ReplyDeleteHey MH - Maybe there's a Cialis equivalent for bloggers?
ReplyDelete@dp2 - LOL! We've tried begging and that didn't work. You might be on to something. What would you call his condition? Male bloggers disfunction?
ReplyDeleteMH
MH - BD (blogger's dysfunction) definitely works for me but I'm wondering if others have thoughts on what to call this affliction? I would describe it as the inability to initiate or sustain extemporaneous diatribes (ED). Let's hope DP's case is temporary.
ReplyDeleteP.S. I loved the analogy to your high school girlfriend and laurap's related ideas for how to get DP in the mood.
Well we could also just ignore him... Or maybe talk about other bloggers to make him jealous?
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure what his dysfunction is, but the main symptom seems to be the inability to "hit enter"...
LOL...Good stuff dp2 and laurap!
ReplyDeleteMH
Or we can puff him up with lots of love and compliments. You know, stroke his... ego! lol. Miss you DP!
ReplyDeleteDP - You have not posted in forever. I feel like I don't even know you anymore.
ReplyDeleteMH
You know, I am starting to think maybe he IS the new Bachelor. He goes missing for weeks, and talks about these "trips" he is taking. I'm thinking in a couple months, this will all make perfect sense.
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