Tuesday, January 21, 2014

Bachelor Juan Pablo Episode 3: Balls to the Face

Hello, Readers.  Some Guy is still in Colorado but I'm working today instead of skiing.  Obligations aside, it's been a great trip so far.  My thanks to my dear friends Mike and Heather for hosting a Bachelor watching party at their house last night (Lone Star Beer included) so I did not miss the big show.  

The post will be up tomorrow.  Thanks for being patient.  In the meantime, rumor is that the First Grade Teacher Elise "forgot" to mention a soft core porn video that she took part in a while back.  Uh Oh.  I actually just watched it.  Frankly, it's not much different than what happens on the Bachelor while the girls are kicking it  at the mansion.  It's not even remotely filthy.  In fact, if you turn up the volume it's hysterical.  You think she'll regret that decision when her principal gets wind of it and she's run out of whatever elementary school can't Google it's applicant's names before making a hiring decision?  That Google search should be enough to keep y'all busy until I return to my beloved Austin.  

Please assept my apologies for being late.  If you need me, I'll be playing soccer in my pee-YAH-mas.

Breckenridge Rules!  




DP

10 comments:

  1. Oh, DP. Looking forward to your post. Have a great trip! And I will take your word about the porno. But good to know you follow up with rumors and such for our benefit.
    ~Cariss

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  2. Great picture, you both look so happy and relaxed! I am not watching this season, just can't get into JP but haven't missed your recaps. Even without watching the show it's still pretty funny. Have fun in the snow.

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  3. Love the picture. Thanks for forcing yourself to take one for the team and watch that video. One of these days I will have to find Lone Star- can you get it north of the Mason Dixon Line?

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  4. Have a great trip, enjoy the snow!

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  5. hmmmmm looks like some guy has put on a few pounds???????????? Must be Mrs Someguys cooking! BTW, she looks great !!!!!

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    1. Some Guy weighs a lean 165 and is 6'1" thank you. Perhaps it's the ski jacket. Normally I wouldn't care about a comment like that but I work pretty hard to keep in shape. Oh, and by the way, Some Guy is the cook in the family. The Mrs can cook a mean dessert though! DP

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    2. I was just gonna say you both look COLD! (Try living in Minnesota. Ish.)

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    3. Actually your face looks a little chubby compared to your other pics! Must be the angle - sorry about that. At 165 you are most definitely a lean mean (sometimes) machine! And a cook besides! Are there no limits to your talents!!!!!
      B in NY

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  6. This is beginning to remind me of the old Garth Brooks song "If tomorrow never comes.."

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  7. ???Is it something I said???.....I confess I wrote the original posting re your weight, but I did apologize (see posting 1/24, which I signed). I am eagerly awaiting your comments; it's almost time for next week!!
    B in NY

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