tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post7588741551219857909..comments2024-03-15T22:39:34.487-05:00Comments on Think-It™: Off Season Post 10: Bailey, Banks, & Bulls*it.Some Guy In Austin, Texashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00105362713424741152noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-42396145316959079112010-12-19T23:09:25.354-06:002010-12-19T23:09:25.354-06:00Please, oh, please come to rural Northeast Texas w...Please, oh, please come to rural Northeast Texas with your horsehair wig on. And can you also find a burgundy suit like Pesci wore in "My Cousin Vinny?"<br /><br />I will actually commit some heinous crime if you will come defend me in that get-up! And bring the pic of you in the boxer shorts...Opto-Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11378333438195586017noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-8490800928203724872010-12-08T14:15:38.671-06:002010-12-08T14:15:38.671-06:00Don't forget the hot-back. The one that's...Don't forget the hot-back. The one that's hot from the back but not so much from the front. But I guess that could fall under the sand wedge or the butter face. <br />Awesome blog this week! Loved everything!! <br />My blog suggestions:<br />Your bet with Lincee<br />How you got into modeling<br />The old days of when you sold your soul (I'd be interested to know more about your jewelry purchases and what they were for)<br />You can't go wrong with writing more about the kinds of chick hotness. Women always enjoy knowing the inner working of a man's mind. That's how the Cosmo magazine is so successful at selling issues with those dumb articles like "What he really means when he says..." or "What he's really thinking when..."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-37980865281421552182010-12-07T11:49:55.850-06:002010-12-07T11:49:55.850-06:00dma, ahhhh, the butter face. Everything is perfec...dma, ahhhh, the butter face. Everything is perfect . . . but her face. Similar to the Sand Wedge, but distinct. Thanks for picking up the slack. DPSome Guy In Austin, Texashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00105362713424741152noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-11028213199005121932010-12-06T21:40:37.858-06:002010-12-06T21:40:37.858-06:00no buther face?!?!no buther face?!?!dmahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08183775423203242970noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-42898361316290814852010-12-06T13:59:04.070-06:002010-12-06T13:59:04.070-06:00Hope you had a great b'day. I'm a fan of ...Hope you had a great b'day. I'm a fan of Lincee's and yours now too...how do we really know you were wearing underwear in that pic? I love your reference to failing to act...so true. As much as I love Lincee, I think you are still one-up on her...the meet & greet tickets set the bar waaay up there...so "they" say...Michelle Stoddardnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-55765809820723518692010-12-06T11:26:48.697-06:002010-12-06T11:26:48.697-06:00Thank you all for the birthday wishes and the no s...Thank you all for the birthday wishes and the no so subtle sexual harrassment. My heart is warmed. DPSome Guy In Austin, Texashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00105362713424741152noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-53981529383458708922010-12-06T09:23:55.549-06:002010-12-06T09:23:55.549-06:00I read the Yul Brynner aside to my co-workers this...I read the Yul Brynner aside to my co-workers this morning ... "they don't make diminutive, chain-smoking russian immigrants like that anymore." I couldn't get through that without cracking up! <br />btw, reading your hotness scale, it struck me that it also works in the opposite direction. We can pretty much rate men in the same way.<br />great post from top to bottom! didn't read until after your birthday, so didn't toast to ya, but will belatedly toast you during the jets game tonight.<br />ClareClarehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08811112049044246430noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-19434851208569852932010-12-04T21:41:47.473-06:002010-12-04T21:41:47.473-06:00I was nearly falling out of my chair laughing when...I was nearly falling out of my chair laughing when I got to the part about Hira's Fashion. Apparently that was an interesting sight in an Emergency Room at 10pm on a Saturday night. Thanks for the laugh!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-23717063342292789372010-12-04T17:33:09.402-06:002010-12-04T17:33:09.402-06:00First time reader/commenter. I have to say I only ...First time reader/commenter. I have to say I only came to your blog because I saw your picture on Lincee's blog, and thought you were hot. Not any of the aforementioned "hots", but hot nonetheless. It turns out that I love super long blog posts. It also turns out that I've added you to my Google reader. You're welcome. I look forward to reading more...Also, date Lincee.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-49329146133619248872010-12-04T11:52:41.726-06:002010-12-04T11:52:41.726-06:00"Don't it always seem to go, that you don..."Don't it always seem to go, that you don't know what you've got 'til it's gone?" Your regrets about your friend-manque ring true for all of us, I think. On your birthday I hope your thoughts turn more to celebration than regrets. You bring us grand entertainment each week, and the fun of looking forward to your posts as well. By the way, as an east cost lawyer I think the puffery of the Esq. is a thing of the past around here. This city is lousy with lawyers, and many of us admit to Esq-hood only with some chagrin. Here's to you and happy, happy birthday wishes to you. <br /><br />From a future former lawyer in DCAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-22565921643990122102010-12-04T11:47:42.940-06:002010-12-04T11:47:42.940-06:00Happy Birthday - I hope this evening is the perfec...Happy Birthday - I hope this evening is the perfect blend of simplicity and fun that you're looking for. I'd gladly toast to you and share a picture on facebook if I hadn't had the mother of all hangovers yesterday and swore off drinking until at least Monday when the Patriots and Jets face off.<br /><br />I'm sorry you were feeling sad about the potential loss of a friend. I have had a couple of those "what if" and "should have" people in my life that I regret not calling more often or not taking a chance with. Regret sucks, and like you, the older I get the more determined I am to make those situation happen less often.<br /><br />Your hotness scale had me cracking up. And wishing, as so many of your readers do, that you could be cloned and sent to woo those of us who live far from Austin. I always relate more to the sidekick in romantic comedies. I'm always the friend that's there to listen and make people laugh, but rarely more than that. It's frustrating, but it's reassuring to know that there are guys like you out there who can appreciate a cool hot girl!Jessicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01025616113625172187noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-18413607201442738702010-12-04T11:06:44.365-06:002010-12-04T11:06:44.365-06:00Best explanation ever as to why being a lawyer is ...Best explanation ever as to why being a lawyer is Not That Big of a Deal. Love the sidebar comment regarding East Coast and Dallas lawyers.<br /><br />Happy Birthday, Some Guy.<br /><br />From, <br /><br />Some Lawyer in HoustonAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-7861760469827858402010-12-04T10:49:29.151-06:002010-12-04T10:49:29.151-06:00Many happy returns of this day, and thanks for the...Many happy returns of this day, and thanks for the laughs you bring. I hope this next year (your 40th year, bedginning on your 39th birthday??) will be the best so far. Cheers!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-25702934237547413612010-12-03T18:49:24.436-06:002010-12-03T18:49:24.436-06:00As a December 4th birthday girl, I'd like to w...As a December 4th birthday girl, I'd like to wish you a very happy day and may it be filled with all that makes you a content and happy man. And may you have many more! I will raise my glass to you tomorrow night when I'm out with my friends.Helenehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02458766108881869613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-80196675843790128702010-12-03T16:21:43.453-06:002010-12-03T16:21:43.453-06:00Excellent post once again. Just the break I neede...Excellent post once again. Just the break I needed this afternoon. The definitions of hot had me laughing a little too loud for the workplace. Enjoy your birthday, I'll be toasting from Denver.<br />AnnAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-24026784888143133492010-12-03T16:11:06.671-06:002010-12-03T16:11:06.671-06:00Happy Birthday! I hope you receive some cold Lone...Happy Birthday! I hope you receive some cold Lone Stars and good hugs. Thank you for the "levels of hotness." It makes sense now and clears up a few things.<br /><br />I am glad any digital picture of me were only taken sober. And when I went to college they were expensive. <br /><br />And thanks for your thoughts on taking a chance. We all need to hear that from time to time.<br /><br />Lastly - I thought there was a website/phone number where you can request to stop junk mail of credit cards and what not. Like a do not call list it's a do not mail list. Can't remember what it is or where it is, but my sister did it and worked well.<br /><br />Happy Weekend!<br /><br />-Post It GirlAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-23627532133967590552010-12-03T15:57:21.419-06:002010-12-03T15:57:21.419-06:00Seriously DP, you have a direct line to my funny b...Seriously DP, you have a direct line to my funny bone. Kudos on another hilarious post. I'll be thinking about topics to suggest... I'll try to do better than boxers or briefs?Lindsay B.http://www.facebook.com/#!/linznoelnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-45438663011026840282010-12-03T14:42:53.110-06:002010-12-03T14:42:53.110-06:00Kudos on a fantastic post, per usual. I'll be ...Kudos on a fantastic post, per usual. I'll be raising a glass of whatever wine is on sale at the local grocery at an ugly sweater party in your honor, and mentally imploring anyone who actually knows you to present you with a special Horsehair wig for your big day. Nothing goes better with a Lone Star, I'd imagine, than a Horsehair wig, and surely no one at the honky tonk would judge you (no pun intended) for that...<br /><br />Additionally, here's hoping your birthday will also be celebrated by Austinites (possibly including yourself, although I don't recall you sharing your football allegiances on here) with OU losing in the Big 12 game.<br /><br />Finally, love the definitions of various kinds of hot (they're funny because they're true). It's like Some Guy hung out with Barney Stinson and this was the net result. Legen...........dary.Kileynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-90142555474878688122010-12-03T14:33:52.710-06:002010-12-03T14:33:52.710-06:00Happy Birthday fellow December mate! I was crackin...Happy Birthday fellow December mate! I was cracking up the entire posts...hilarious! And congrats to you on the "failure to act"...to not have future regrets. I'm a believer in better to know than never know. =) I saw Lincee's blog...you shouldn't be embarassed by that pic at all... =) Or the Dr. Pepper pic either! Thanks for the laugh...have a great Bday weekend celebration (YOUR WAY)<br />-SaggleoAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-38891576514579636952010-12-03T13:57:53.626-06:002010-12-03T13:57:53.626-06:00Thank you all for the birthday wishes and comments...Thank you all for the birthday wishes and comments. Unfortunately, I'm at a loss for words. I'm plotting my revenge on Lincee. DPSome Guy In Austin, Texashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00105362713424741152noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-30234595425936748472010-12-03T13:34:25.674-06:002010-12-03T13:34:25.674-06:00Happy Birthday. One of the nicest things (in my o...Happy Birthday. One of the nicest things (in my opinion) that you can do on your birthday is send your mother flowers.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-452320548674137042010-12-03T11:46:16.744-06:002010-12-03T11:46:16.744-06:00For the record, I would never, ever, be bona fide ...For the record, I would never, ever, be bona fide member of the He Who Must Not Be Named fan club. Second, the post is up. You're going to get me back? I confidently invite you to BRING IT!Linceehttp://www.ihategreenbeans.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-7960263464445270352010-12-03T09:56:02.331-06:002010-12-03T09:56:02.331-06:00This is one of the best off season posts so far. T...This is one of the best off season posts so far. The Horsehair part had me rolling! Perhaps something to add to your birthday list? I think so! <br /><br />Good for you, following through on your bet with Lincee. Also, how do I add you to FB? It's Christmas party weekend and I imagine there will be a drink in my hand to toast to you! Have a link?Tiffanyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17415699375962831357noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-19589403043730155702010-12-03T09:53:38.449-06:002010-12-03T09:53:38.449-06:00DP great post as usual! I love the bit on the hors...DP great post as usual! I love the bit on the horsehair wigs. Of course if you were to wear one right...you'd have to wear it slightly askew.<br />Happy birthday this weekend! My dog and I will celebrate it in the back yard around my firepit with a couple of beers. Well the beers are for me...not the dog. :)TWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17500991326994654817noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-29119422032416041322010-12-03T09:14:21.943-06:002010-12-03T09:14:21.943-06:00Oh. My. Awesomeness. I cannot wait to see that pic...Oh. My. Awesomeness. I cannot wait to see that picture, just so that I can have a good belly laugh. Not that you're not spectacularly attractive, but because that is the juiciest dirt I've heard in a long time and I love it. What an awesome, hilarious story.<br /><br />The Horsehair (love how it's capitalized) wig was a hoot. How nutty!<br /><br />Thanks, I really needed the laugh. However, now I'm curious what your bet was about!!!<br /><br />SStacey Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14101143298665736586noreply@blogger.com