tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post6557582952574620732..comments2024-03-15T22:39:34.487-05:00Comments on Think-It™: Off Season Post 26: The Jig is Up. . . and HUGE!Some Guy In Austin, Texashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00105362713424741152noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-8407291360658145612011-12-04T20:28:11.426-06:002011-12-04T20:28:11.426-06:00my husband's grandmother was very deaf and had...my husband's grandmother was very deaf and had dementia. she loved to sing...<br /><br />When I want it I want it so bad<br />If I cant have it i get so mad<br />When I finally do I feel so frisky<br />its not what your thinkin' <br />its my good old friend, whiskey<br /><br />did I mention she was deaf and you full on screamed when you talked to her and she screamed right back....Juliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13447345725239132719noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-43793733011902690152011-11-19T19:39:03.690-06:002011-11-19T19:39:03.690-06:00Solid work. It's nice to see my image is stil...Solid work. It's nice to see my image is still in tact. DPSome Guy In Austin, Texashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00105362713424741152noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-27671528983495090172011-11-18T16:19:48.783-06:002011-11-18T16:19:48.783-06:00TIIIMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRTIIIMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-29850760574618499262011-11-18T11:55:31.593-06:002011-11-18T11:55:31.593-06:00Bwahahaha...great post to make my Friday even bett...Bwahahaha...great post to make my Friday even better. I love me some dirty jokes - love them even more when they come out of the mouth of my 76 year old Memaw from Austin. Here's a "tip" for you....even the court enjoys an occasional roll in the gutter. <br /><br />True story about my g-ma to make y'all giggle. Years ago I was dating a guy that I took to Austin to meet Memaw. He just so happened to have a fever blister on his mouth that day. Memaw pulls me aside and makes me promise her that I won't let him go...ahem...near my lady parts while that is still on his mouth cuz I could get....HERPES!! God, I love my Memaw!!!<br /><br />~LisaCAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-38071423070804027682011-11-18T10:54:13.935-06:002011-11-18T10:54:13.935-06:00Love the jokes....
~Jerry SanduskyLove the jokes....<br /><br />~Jerry SanduskyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-42103216357100808902011-11-17T22:24:37.988-06:002011-11-17T22:24:37.988-06:00OMG my face hurts from laughing! (and yes, I'm...OMG my face hurts from laughing! (and yes, I'm a little embarrassed that I laughed so much). Good post for November ... the month where we have Erection Day, right?Clarehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08811112049044246430noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-71443165598807828822011-11-17T21:49:20.046-06:002011-11-17T21:49:20.046-06:00thanks for the jokes, thanks for the laugh.... Ap...thanks for the jokes, thanks for the laugh.... Appreciate the effort to post, was not sure what to do with my time I set aside to read your blogs.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-29215171189073490682011-11-17T09:32:35.812-06:002011-11-17T09:32:35.812-06:00.....and deeper into the gutter we descend. Good ........and deeper into the gutter we descend. Good Lord. I'll have to dust off my sophistication hat next week. DPSome Guy In Austin, Texashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00105362713424741152noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-46659763424898493052011-11-17T09:20:01.941-06:002011-11-17T09:20:01.941-06:00Nice post this week, Some Guy! You've told &qu...Nice post this week, Some Guy! You've told "dick" jokes ever since I can remember. If there was ever a dull momemnt we could always count on you to bust one out. I believe your earliest dick jokes originated in high school and centered around a mutual friend of ours with the initials B.R., correct? <br /><br />By the way, I heard this one a while back. My first thought is that it probably came from you. <br /><br />"My dick is so big, that when I'm sitting at home in Texas I can get a blow job in Oklahoma". <br /><br />-MHAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-33587262934221773362011-11-17T09:05:26.993-06:002011-11-17T09:05:26.993-06:00OMG, dp2...if that's true about DP's sausa...OMG, dp2...if that's true about DP's sausage, then the man has no weakness! I'm getting toungue tied just thinking about it, girlfriend! Also, I agree with DP....me an the boys always enjoy your comments.<br /><br />Also, that's interesting hartamber. 12 inches is scary. However, a 1/2 inch is just disgusting. That would have to be humiliating.<br /><br />Love and laughs,<br />DerekAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-11241386335347391442011-11-17T00:14:23.499-06:002011-11-17T00:14:23.499-06:00Thanks for the statistical analysis, hartamber. O...Thanks for the statistical analysis, hartamber. Oh, and we all know you were the one performing the online search. Thanks for taking us further into the gutter. DPSome Guy In Austin, Texashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00105362713424741152noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-65632715565422668622011-11-16T23:33:30.879-06:002011-11-16T23:33:30.879-06:00Good Lord.
Enjoyed HK's blog! Thanks for sha...Good Lord.<br /><br />Enjoyed HK's blog! Thanks for sharing. <br /><br />HK, you hate the word moist?!? That cracks me up!!!<br /><br />p.s. my hub was looking up info on vasectomies tonight and came upon the stats of penis sizes on a men's health website that said the longest one on record is 12 inches and the shortest "functioning" one on record is 1/2 inch. Just FYI...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-69785523509893485502011-11-16T21:58:17.020-06:002011-11-16T21:58:17.020-06:00dp2, always nice to see you in the comment section...dp2, always nice to see you in the comment section. It's refreshing to know that a person of your sharp intellect also appreciates base anatomy humor. Thanks, as always, for reading and commenting. DPSome Guy In Austin, Texashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00105362713424741152noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-7962998519487169882011-11-16T21:44:00.903-06:002011-11-16T21:44:00.903-06:00OMG, everything really is bigger in Texas!
I thin...OMG, everything really is bigger in Texas!<br /><br />I think you also answered Derek's question about the secret to a successful looooooooong distance relationship ;)dp2noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-70871354583250644412011-11-16T17:10:26.099-06:002011-11-16T17:10:26.099-06:00HK, noted. I'll give you a "heads up&quo...HK, noted. I'll give you a "heads up" next time. Man, I kill me. Oh, and for te woman who's husband is named Tripod, I assume his friends refer to you as "bowlegs"? DPSome Guy In Austin, Texashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00105362713424741152noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-6259497695142210802011-11-16T17:00:28.431-06:002011-11-16T17:00:28.431-06:00For the love of dick jokes, you left out the best ...For the love of dick jokes, you left out the best one - think navigation system. Thanks for making me laugh - next time forewarn me to get off the phone with my boss.HKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13218474100786029957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-1228161416856505522011-11-16T15:58:58.973-06:002011-11-16T15:58:58.973-06:00My husband's friends call him tripod.My husband's friends call him tripod.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-41484341213467395742011-11-16T15:57:06.278-06:002011-11-16T15:57:06.278-06:00I should be ashamed that I not only laughed at all...I should be ashamed that I not only laughed at all of your jokes but I had one of my own.<br /><br />Thank you for the laughs today and good luck with your trials!<br /><br />Denise in AlabamaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-20316999426666807792011-11-16T14:15:25.509-06:002011-11-16T14:15:25.509-06:00Anon, nice work on the unsolicited d*ck joke. DPAnon, nice work on the unsolicited d*ck joke. DPSome Guy In Austin, Texashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00105362713424741152noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-66300984027848231712011-11-16T13:42:34.477-06:002011-11-16T13:42:34.477-06:00Does it have its own zip code too?Does it have its own zip code too?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-62402393465991136422011-11-16T11:25:34.596-06:002011-11-16T11:25:34.596-06:00And we're off! Let the comments begin! DPAnd we're off! Let the comments begin! DPSome Guy In Austin, Texashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00105362713424741152noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-28445800712742788672011-11-16T11:21:46.269-06:002011-11-16T11:21:46.269-06:00All I have to say is... YIKES! lol :-)All I have to say is... YIKES! lol :-)Becky T.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15068925685304444722noreply@blogger.com