tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post5188564244965578187..comments2024-03-15T22:39:34.487-05:00Comments on Think-It™: Off Season Post 3: My Big Sex ScandalSome Guy In Austin, Texashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00105362713424741152noreply@blogger.comBlogger35125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-16864288094173253572011-12-05T14:28:41.672-06:002011-12-05T14:28:41.672-06:00I enjoyed following the whole entry, I always thou...I enjoyed following the whole entry, I always thought one of the main things to count when you write a blog is learning how to complement the ideas with images, that's exploiting at the maximum the possibilities of a ciber-space! Good work on this entry!xl pharmacyhttp://www.xl-pharmacy.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-21661157966227646152011-05-03T13:41:07.637-05:002011-05-03T13:41:07.637-05:00Oh my god stop saying anywhooooooooooooooooooooooo...Oh my god stop saying anywhoooooooooooooooooooooooooAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-8388983513201345572011-04-08T11:27:33.922-05:002011-04-08T11:27:33.922-05:00You're right, it's not a small town anymor...You're right, it's not a small town anymore at all! It changes every time I go back... more stop lights, new shopping centers and neighborhoods. Didn't want to throw out the name since you didn't mention it here. When I graduated we had 1000+ people. I went off to UT and dated a guy my first year that I had never laid eyes on before... and he graduated with me!Alisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00617380022224771350noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-88046507748219003782011-04-07T14:56:17.876-05:002011-04-07T14:56:17.876-05:00He gave me a ticket for mooning him one night at o...He gave me a ticket for mooning him one night at one of those infamous $3 keg parties(Disorderly conduct - exposing anus). Go figure.... maybe I deserved that one.Armstrongnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-16653439709513053742011-04-07T14:48:10.775-05:002011-04-07T14:48:10.775-05:00Ahhhh, the use of my high school nickname. It'...Ahhhh, the use of my high school nickname. It's good to hear from you, Armstrong. I seem to remember seeing you pulled over on the side of the road with a search light in your eyes being interrogated by the now infamous Officer Sharman on more than one occasion. Stay in touch and come and see me in Austin soon. DPSome Guy In Austin, Texashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00105362713424741152noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-88170129972166284792011-04-07T14:33:07.754-05:002011-04-07T14:33:07.754-05:00That's a great story. Even if I've heard ...That's a great story. Even if I've heard it on more than one occasion. He was such a dick! Thanks PostArmstrongnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-48582786945173493732011-04-05T15:02:45.570-05:002011-04-05T15:02:45.570-05:00I was feeling bad that I just read this today but ...I was feeling bad that I just read this today but it was appreciated more in light of last night's snooze-fest of a game. Besides I will take DP any time I can get him. Oh wait, I just channeled Derek I think. My bad. <br />That was hilarious and it was even better having "met" MH on here already. Holy crap, you can tell a story, Some Guy. I don't know if I will ever get the mental image out of my head of your description of you as a Greek statue or of MH with his "torpedo".<br />Drakkar was one of my favorites, right up there with Polo, of course. My friends and I would laugh so hard at the guys that wore Drakkar and couldn't pronounce it and the girls who would say it was their favorite and then slaughter the pronunciation. Apparently we felt the need to feel enlightened any way we could. Good times.<br />Thanks again DP and MH for the laughs. <br />CarissAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-84018657786918744932011-04-05T14:22:43.777-05:002011-04-05T14:22:43.777-05:00I had to put on a pair of glasses at work because ...I had to put on a pair of glasses at work because my eyes were tearing up so much from trying to stifle my laughter! Was it only me, or did everybody else have Kid Rock's "All Summer Long" rolling around in their heads while reading this?<br />I can so relate to the sneaking beers and hiding from the cops, though we went to the beach and hid under the boardwalk. (Lotta making out under there too!) <br />Great post, DP. I love that your post-season posts not only crack me up, but often spark a cherished memory of something from my own past that I get to relive as well. You've really got a way of telling a tale that not only entertains, but has us nodding our heads in complete understanding. <br />I'll never be able to see a guy throw a javelin without picturing the image of you guys and Officer Sharman. :) <br />Keep up (no pun intended) the good work!<br />Clare from NJClarehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08811112049044246430noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-28525039992658337572011-04-05T14:12:06.927-05:002011-04-05T14:12:06.927-05:00It's not quite a Heathers situation, but your ...It's not quite a Heathers situation, but your point is well-taken. alisa, perhaps we did grow up in the same place. It's no longer a small town though. I hardly recognize it when I go back. My make out spots aren't even private anymore! DPSome Guy In Austin, Texashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00105362713424741152noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-31289382573047395822011-04-05T13:09:19.675-05:002011-04-05T13:09:19.675-05:00I think we grew up in the same town (northpark clu...I think we grew up in the same town (northpark clued me in). Funny story, totally took me back! Keep up the good work in the off season!Alisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00617380022224771350noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-80971878283494952262011-04-05T12:04:37.965-05:002011-04-05T12:04:37.965-05:00I love this DP! It is a universal story....I was a...I love this DP! It is a universal story....I was a teenager in the 70's in Smalltown,Canada and this is my story too!! Except from the girls POV. Keep up the writing, you are hilarious!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-64920596882315423182011-04-05T11:35:19.999-05:002011-04-05T11:35:19.999-05:00AS I read this I had a weird flashback of the scen...AS I read this I had a weird flashback of the scene in "Heathers" where the police find 2 football players dead and assume they are gay because they were drinking mineral water. Very good story DP and nicely told.<br /><br />BenAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-909956318676752662011-04-04T11:54:43.060-05:002011-04-04T11:54:43.060-05:00I love hearing from my regular readers. Glad I co...I love hearing from my regular readers. Glad I could provide a break from the grind. Any boss who would fire a person for laughing at work is not a guy you want to work for anyway. <br /><br />stacey c., my current cologne is called "One Night at My Place." <br /><br />DPSome Guy In Austin, Texashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00105362713424741152noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-14006380013745359302011-04-04T10:29:30.696-05:002011-04-04T10:29:30.696-05:00PS- my fave is still the worst date tale...I could...PS- my fave is still the worst date tale...I couldn't pick my jaw up off the ground when I read that...or the story about the conference where you met the cool lawyer chick but she fled after the bathroom incident. I laughed so hard! Write a collection of short stories!Stacey Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14101143298665736586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-66472840137731032532011-04-04T10:25:36.880-05:002011-04-04T10:25:36.880-05:00DP, this is my favorite type out of all your posts...DP, this is my favorite type out of all your posts. I feel like I was there! Such a funny, well-written story. Best part was I didn't see the gay couple thing coming! I could read your "reflections" all day. Random question- what cologne do you wear now?Stacey Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14101143298665736586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-39532448816038557232011-04-03T20:37:01.398-05:002011-04-03T20:37:01.398-05:00Thanks Kim in Nevada! I'm glad to be a part o...Thanks Kim in Nevada! I'm glad to be a part of Some Guy's blog. It's always a blast reading DP's posts and listening to the comments from his great group of readers.<br />-MHAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-78945487593468729292011-04-03T01:02:26.176-05:002011-04-03T01:02:26.176-05:00Impressive storytelling-best one of all I've r...Impressive storytelling-best one of all I've read and deserves a star...a Lonestar Thank u for the laughs and keep the stories coming. God Bless Texas and God Bless Some Guy in Austin.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-19332518310700890682011-04-01T16:52:53.971-05:002011-04-01T16:52:53.971-05:00"For me, this is one of those quintessential ..."For me, this is one of those quintessential moments of my youth...surrounded by 6 people who to this day are still the best of friends. It’s a shame that it took me years to recognize that. If I had I known what I a perfect moment I had on that night, I would have begged God that it would never end." - Beautiful words DP. Hysterical story. I'm a small town kid from Oklahoma who can definitely relate to your story and this sentiment!Lindsayhttp://www.facebook.com/linznoelnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-70591465791137964912011-04-01T16:32:51.652-05:002011-04-01T16:32:51.652-05:00DP, OK, so this post may get people fired or at le...DP, OK, so this post may get people fired or at least written up at work. I was laughing so hard my boss kept looking at me like I had lost my mind. Good thing it's April Fools Day and he just thinks I'm loosing it.<br /><br />I agree with dp2 and I am glad to hear you reconnected with an old buddy that shared so much of your past. I think those people always hold a special spot in your life and remembering the good times can help you appreciate life more.<br /><br />With that said I also think MH is awesome in his post replys to you and for that I am also glad you reconnected! Great post all the time MH, thanks for joining the blog.<br /><br />I also live in a SMALL town in Nevada and oh the stories. Why can't kids be more like that today. They have no idea what they are missing out on by sitting in front of a video game or tv. Get out and make soem memories! Glad you shared the story and this was a favorite as well as the Halloween one. Enjoy Final Four! Kim in NevadaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-79111065911814359642011-04-01T12:45:51.667-05:002011-04-01T12:45:51.667-05:00Thanks DP2 and Postitnotes! One thing I wanted to...Thanks DP2 and Postitnotes! One thing I wanted to mention for some of the readers....since I did not start reading DP's blog until about 4 months ago, I did not have to opportunity to read some of DP's off-season posts from the past as they were posted. Several of the posts even pertained to events and people that I was not familiar with, but they were all nonetheless just as funny. I have also met the infamous Lenny (great guy) on a few occasions and there is a specific post about Lenny and DP on a Halloween adventure that had me laughing hysterically. Not to mention, there is one about Some Guy's worst date, which along with his most recent post is my all time favorite. If you have not checked out all of the past off-season posts you're missing out. <br />-MHAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-59579601482693649602011-04-01T11:19:42.375-05:002011-04-01T11:19:42.375-05:00dp2, very Freudian of you. Nice job. MH, I could...dp2, very Freudian of you. Nice job. MH, I could dedicate an entire blog to our teenage years. I'll have to narrow it down to a couple more good ones and post them. DPSome Guy In Austin, Texashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00105362713424741152noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-76460450504670646172011-04-01T11:15:58.208-05:002011-04-01T11:15:58.208-05:00MH, you are a riot! If DP ever does make it to DC...MH, you are a riot! If DP ever does make it to DC for a meet-and-greet, I hope your wife won't mind if you come along. We'd all just love to hang out with Some Guys from Austin.dp2noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-7138472808945299412011-04-01T10:33:56.456-05:002011-04-01T10:33:56.456-05:00MH - that was too funny with your comment: if DP a...MH - that was too funny with your comment: if DP and I were gay, he would have about as much chance of being on top as Derek would securing a meet and greet in South Beach anytime soon. <br /><br />You guys are awesome!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-8867540919106323182011-04-01T10:28:40.185-05:002011-04-01T10:28:40.185-05:00LMAO....good stuff DP2! It never hit me, but I gu...LMAO....good stuff DP2! It never hit me, but I guess we did have our own little "Bachelor" scene going on that evening. Until, of course, officer Sharman showed up on the scene. I could just see if something like that really ever happened on The Bachelor. I'm guessing it would probably go something like this:<br /><br />"Hello officer Sharman. I want you to know that this is not what it looks like. I truly mean that...I do. I'm being 100% sincere and I want you to know that. This night was absolutely AMAZING until you showed up. But I want you to know that I'm truly sorry and I mean that. I truly do. What?? You're letting me go home????? Thanks buddy. You're amazing...I truly mean that."<br /><br />Oh, and by the way! In another life, if DP and I were gay, he would have about as much chance of being on top as Derek would securing a meet and greet in South Beach anytime soon. What was it that Derek said??? A boy can always dream though? LOL...nice shot, DP!<br />-MHAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-37970206764609285622011-04-01T09:15:26.372-05:002011-04-01T09:15:26.372-05:00What a terrific story, brought to life by a truly ...What a terrific story, brought to life by a truly talented writer, who is making me nostalgic for my teen years. I didn't grow up in a small town, but Philly is a city of neighborhoods, so my HS days weren't very different from what you described so vividly, DP. However, we were blessed with cops posted at our hangout (the playground across from my house) who truly cared about kids, at least the basically good ones, like me. Deep down, the cops in your town probably felt the same.<br /><br />But the best part of your great post was the big reveal - no, not MH's "javelin," though that portion of the story was probably the highlight. No, I'm speaking of your truly serendipitous reunion. It really is a great experience to reconnect with a friend from long ago and feel as though you have not missed a beat. How wonderful for you both!<br /><br />Now I know why you enjoy the Bachelor so much. It features lots of tanned and toned young men and women, wearing very little clothing, spending an inordinate amount of time drinking, while lounging in and around swimming pools, and making out!dp2noreply@blogger.com