tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post2843693588089832324..comments2024-03-15T22:39:34.487-05:00Comments on Think-It™: Bachelor Chris Episode 4: Ashley I. Gets JadedSome Guy In Austin, Texashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00105362713424741152noreply@blogger.comBlogger36125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-49301888070081600972015-02-07T05:04:33.738-06:002015-02-07T05:04:33.738-06:00Your recap was hysterical! Clearly I have insomnia...Your recap was hysterical! Clearly I have insomnia as it's around 5am my time. This was sooo funny. Adore the male perspective..great insight for us. One of my favorite zingers-and it's dirty of course…" she’s never been banged like a screen door in a hurricane" I spit my hot tea out! Classic! (although, i'm not buying that she needs to be de-virgirnized.) i will have to draft what i think of these lunatics. But of course i am still watching..mainly so I can read recaps and keep up.<br />- katherineNOLAAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-53136953609339247262015-02-04T15:03:41.062-06:002015-02-04T15:03:41.062-06:00My bet is that Britt does not shower, she only tak...My bet is that Britt does not shower, she only takes baths. And that is because she is so special. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-19271611187891724652015-01-30T00:22:38.571-06:002015-01-30T00:22:38.571-06:00It means you're a wonderful person! I love i...It means you're a wonderful person! I love it.Some Guy In Austin, Texashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00105362713424741152noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-13306494376010533422015-01-29T23:56:44.532-06:002015-01-29T23:56:44.532-06:00Not sure what it says about me that I "Bagger...Not sure what it says about me that I "Bagger Vanced" like a pack of hyenas on these 3 brilliant & noteworthy tidbits ("dropped french fry", "whole week", and "Junior League women") but I will be dispensing those shock-value nuggets - for no apparent reason - into as many polite future conversations as possible... or at least as many as possible until someone puts a black box over my mouth. Shameful at my age. <br /><br />Stellar job again this week, SGIA!Debbie in Texasnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-30550928975503746442015-01-29T22:48:43.569-06:002015-01-29T22:48:43.569-06:00Agree completely. Thanks for readingAgree completely. Thanks for readingSome Guy In Austin, Texashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00105362713424741152noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-14760578918606242722015-01-29T22:47:12.798-06:002015-01-29T22:47:12.798-06:00Noted. Thanks for caring. Noted. Thanks for caring. Some Guy In Austin, Texashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00105362713424741152noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-46155016666983319372015-01-29T22:46:43.017-06:002015-01-29T22:46:43.017-06:00Yes, it would.Yes, it would.Some Guy In Austin, Texashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00105362713424741152noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-17888732039719750912015-01-29T22:46:07.111-06:002015-01-29T22:46:07.111-06:00Feel free to use that one a book club.Feel free to use that one a book club.Some Guy In Austin, Texashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00105362713424741152noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-14729216947498915282015-01-29T22:44:48.766-06:002015-01-29T22:44:48.766-06:00You should drop out of grad school and start a blo...You should drop out of grad school and start a blog! Nice work. Some Guy In Austin, Texashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00105362713424741152noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-48109115437110620402015-01-29T16:42:11.437-06:002015-01-29T16:42:11.437-06:00I pretty much watch the show for the blogs at this...I pretty much watch the show for the blogs at this point. Thank you for a male perspective this week. Didn't even realize there was a method to the way the dates are designed this season. So much makes sense now :) <br /><br />I definitely saw this show more through my female sense. When I saw Ashley I crying over her virginity to Mackenzie (the much younger than Ashley I single mother) I was surprised Mackenzie didn't punch her in the face. That showed a (not surprising) lack of self-awareness and empathy on Ashley I's part and a lot of restraint on Mackenzie's part to just roll her eyes and give her a hug. <br /><br />Carly and Kaitlyn are both hilarious, can throw out a lot of one liners and are my two favorites so far this season.. I feel like he might end up choosing one of the quieter ones like Becca or Jade if he can look past the nude pictures though. In my experience, funny girls tend to get friend zoned. Britt equating Chris giving Kaitlyn the rose to meaning that he isn't "looking for wife material" and claiming other women besides her thought that too was really catty. I hope he doesn't take her seriously or believe her that anyone else was saying anything about it. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-17418461053458389392015-01-29T15:55:50.646-06:002015-01-29T15:55:50.646-06:00You spell Kelsey's name wrong every week. It&#...You spell Kelsey's name wrong every week. It's KelseyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-39032711751735220562015-01-29T10:48:22.711-06:002015-01-29T10:48:22.711-06:00First of all, great title :)
Second, I am glad yo...First of all, great title :)<br /><br />Second, I am glad you are not judging Jade for her past. I think it's kind of ridiculous to say she's not Bachelor marriage material for posing in some pictures. In my opinion, the Bachelor franchise is not of a higher class than naked playboy pictures. I mean, if we called them "fantasy pictures" would it make it any classier? Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-1668858842390181962015-01-28T20:41:24.778-06:002015-01-28T20:41:24.778-06:00I pretty much died at the "dropped french fry...I pretty much died at the "dropped french fry" comment. Thanks for that. :) Great recap of the crazy!Katiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01842098593628149326noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-24168291348001874312015-01-28T20:37:26.739-06:002015-01-28T20:37:26.739-06:00Just getting to sit down and read this - grad scho...Just getting to sit down and read this - grad school is kicking my ass and second semester has only just begun. Anyway, I love your recap, as always. It makes me feel like I think more like a man than a woman because I agree with so much of what you say. And you know I love you, DP, so I don't know that you could ever write anything I didn't laugh hysterically at. Not in the creepy, Ashley S love kind of way, just the I know I don't know you in real life but I feel like I do sometimes, I also know you're married, I just appreciate anyone who can make me laugh this hard kind of way. Just to clarify so you in all your lawyer-ness don't find me and send me a restraining order. ;) My thoughts on the girls left, in no particular order, except for the first and last...<br />Samantha who? Just thought I'd get that out of the way<br />Kaitlyn - very cool and I totally understand why Chris likes her, but she just rubs me the wrong way.<br />Ashley I - good LORD, girl. I'm a virgin, too. You don't need to tell anyone that unless they ask. Waiting until you've had real time alone with him might have been a good start.<br />Carly - precious. will get friend zoned for not enough chemistry because she's pretty but not stunning, and he has stunning in his group.<br />Megan - Considering this is the girl that put on a motorcycle helmet and rammed her head into a wall repeatedly (yes I know that Chris didn't see that specific event), I'm legitimately surprised that Chris hasn't seen enough stupid from her to go "I can't put up with this forever" and send her home already. Stupid is as stupid does.<br />Kelsey - Shut up and go home if you're that miserable. You haven't spent that much time with Chris so he can't possibly be that worth it. No one is keeping you there.<br />Mackenzie - about two steps up from Megan on the bachelorette stupid ladder. too immature and should also be home with her kid.<br />Whitney - seems sweet enough, but trying way too hard. honestly probably the closest to how I'd end up acting if I were on this show. she's too intense but gets Chris' touchy-feely sweet side very well. she'll make top 3. <br />Jade - if I hadn't already known about her past, she would have been my favorite after this week. and yes, I know I should forgive her past, and it's not that I hold it against her, I just can't buy that a sweet, shy, and quiet girl-next-door from Nebraska would ever pose fully nude for the internet to see. So I just couldn't believe that the Jade we saw was the real one, and thus couldn't get behind her. (You know what I mean, no innuendo intended.)<br />Becca - I really like her, she's in my top 3 faves, but she's not sexy and forward enough to be Chris's pick and is too shy, quiet, and a bit dull to ever become the next Bachelorette.<br />Britt - oh Britt Britt Britt. I didn't even understand most of what she was saying, blame that on the editing. she tried to make it sound like her confrontation was just her being the chosen spokesperson for a group of the girls, but I don't think anyone believed that that was anything but the every-season "I can't handle the guy I like dating all these other girls" girl panicking and trying not to be possessive by seeking verification that she has a right to be possessive. Every season there is one.Malloryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05659818100539257348noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-80624135843932270162015-01-28T19:32:54.797-06:002015-01-28T19:32:54.797-06:00At least she's not discussing make up tipsAt least she's not discussing make up tipsSome Guy In Austin, Texashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00105362713424741152noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-81853634452754431062015-01-28T19:14:35.364-06:002015-01-28T19:14:35.364-06:00I love it when favorites are posted. It's alw...I love it when favorites are posted. It's always funny to me to see what sticks and what doesn't. Thanks, DPSome Guy In Austin, Texashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00105362713424741152noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-13640771528082338972015-01-28T19:13:44.527-06:002015-01-28T19:13:44.527-06:00Maybe it will all come full circle and Lil' Ri...Maybe it will all come full circle and Lil' Rikki will be the Bachelorette one day. Some Guy In Austin, Texashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00105362713424741152noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-24933428312779009582015-01-28T19:13:20.818-06:002015-01-28T19:13:20.818-06:00If only Ashley would read the blog. Sigh....If only Ashley would read the blog. Sigh....Some Guy In Austin, Texashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00105362713424741152noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-86396081789313842882015-01-28T19:12:46.858-06:002015-01-28T19:12:46.858-06:00Chime in early next time. It beats shoveling snow...Chime in early next time. It beats shoveling snow. DPSome Guy In Austin, Texashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00105362713424741152noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-54467248095093358802015-01-28T19:12:27.652-06:002015-01-28T19:12:27.652-06:00Who doesn't love Wilson Phillips? Well, me fo...Who doesn't love Wilson Phillips? Well, me for one. Some Guy In Austin, Texashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00105362713424741152noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-3715201358840274812015-01-28T19:12:05.189-06:002015-01-28T19:12:05.189-06:00You may be correct about Ashley. It's nice to...You may be correct about Ashley. It's nice to have my psyche out there for your benefit. Some Guy In Austin, Texashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00105362713424741152noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-22648513856607430622015-01-28T19:11:20.811-06:002015-01-28T19:11:20.811-06:00Yeast infection medicine? You are bored. You sho...Yeast infection medicine? You are bored. You should pitch the farmersonly site to ABC and take a commission. Some Guy In Austin, Texashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00105362713424741152noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-39940282982333169282015-01-28T17:49:15.538-06:002015-01-28T17:49:15.538-06:00Great post. At first I kept wondering why the date...Great post. At first I kept wondering why the dates weren't over the top at fancy locations and/or exotic lands. When you said it was to weed out the girls the light bulb went on and I said "Of course!". Always enjoy your male point of view because it balances things out.<br />The line that just cracked me up was about virginity can be cured but stupidity can't. Laugh out loud funny..<br />I hope Ashley I leaves soon because I can't take too much more of her virginity talk. Geesh!Liananoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-69550875972122594212015-01-28T17:12:48.348-06:002015-01-28T17:12:48.348-06:00again, holy hilarious!! i laughed out loud so many...again, holy hilarious!! i laughed out loud so many times while reading this post. i have to name some:<br /><br />- "She actually mixed in the word “love” before disappearing into the darkness like Bigfoot"<br /><br />- "She plans on telling him that she’s a virgin who’s never had a boyfriend but apparently opted for what looked like attempted CPR........She might as well have waited until the Superbowl and began texting him her feelings." LOL!!!!! what is that she does when she's kissing????? she is so damn weird, but i love watching her train-wreck happen ever time she opens her mouth!<br /><br />- "Jillian napped with her black box at the pool."<br /><br />- "Chris’ sisters seemed nice enough. I liked them when they were known as Wilson Phillips." SO FUNNY!! and i love that you called them Chyna, Carly and Wendy the rest of the post.<br /><br />-And yes, I saw the covered back tattoo. If you looked closely you could make out "Suck it, Ashely I." surrounded by dolphins jumping over rainbows. In high school we used to call a girl like that a "dropped french fry." Kinda dirty, but you'd still eat it." i saw it too, but have never heard the french fry story - too funny.<br /><br />thank you for such entertainment! i was already having a great day and this just made it even better.<br /><br />and i agree with rose in OC, i like (ish) kaitlyn, but there is something that doesn't fit.<br /><br />~princi in SFAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-88845024353898988942015-01-28T15:19:43.904-06:002015-01-28T15:19:43.904-06:00Love your Bachelor Franchise rules! So damn true. ...Love your Bachelor Franchise rules! So damn true. "Never insult Lil Ricki" made me LOL.Kristanoreply@blogger.com