tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post1278007148879905133..comments2024-03-15T22:39:34.487-05:00Comments on Think-It™: Episode 4: Tony and Clint Mawashi Their Hands of KaitlynSome Guy In Austin, Texashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00105362713424741152noreply@blogger.comBlogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-72190298424722481862015-06-09T16:14:16.908-05:002015-06-09T16:14:16.908-05:00In California, everyone in 4H and FFA wears white ...In California, everyone in 4H and FFA wears white jeans to show in the fairs. It is the rules. It is a old throwback to dairy showing cause they all wore white to show how clean the animals were. Your jeans are anything but white after a pig show, let me tell you. But this... I never knew and had to have my husband explain it to me. So now I was wearing white jeans with pig crap all over them and telling everyone that that wasn't the only thing I was ok with... Thanks for tainting all my childhood memories...<br /><br />Anna <br /> <br /><br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-74404544051695709442015-06-08T13:59:32.013-05:002015-06-08T13:59:32.013-05:00Mariam is here to help you, DP. There will be vood...Mariam is here to help you, DP. There will be voodoo galore. <br /><br />Excellent recap as usual!<br /><br />CKAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-74906299974284011432015-06-07T02:23:11.427-05:002015-06-07T02:23:11.427-05:00I am Mariam used every single spell worker on the ...I am Mariam used every single spell worker on the internet, spent untold amounts of money and discovered they are all fakes...i was the fool though; doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. In the end, I decided that I wanted a tarot reading to know what my future held for me; I contacted a woman who lives locally to me and she told me about a man named (priests olalude abija); he does not advertise on the internet, has another job for income, has no set prices, makes no false promises and refuses to help anyone that cannot be helped and even helps for free sometimes, he will give you proof before taking money. He is a wonderful man and he was the only person who actually gave me real results. I really hope he doesn't mind me advertising his contact on the internet but I'm sure any help/ extra work will benefit him.contact him as spirituallighthealing101@live.com He travel sometimes.love marriage,finance, job promotion ,lottery Voodoo,poker voodoo,gambling voodoo,golf Voodoo,Law & Court case Spells,money voodoo,weigh loss voodoo,any sicknesses voodoo,cancer voodoo,Trouble in marriage,it's all he does Hope this helps everyone that is in a desperate situation as I once was; I know how it feels to hold onto something and never have a chance to move on because of the false promises and then to feel trapped in wanting something<br />more. Mariamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01812964438797620835noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-5969178466314115392015-06-05T20:26:34.934-05:002015-06-05T20:26:34.934-05:00Hi, I'm Ashley, long time reader, first time c...Hi, I'm Ashley, long time reader, first time comment-er. This post is the absolute best post ever! My friend and I read your blog every week and then text each other our favorite quotes from it, and this week, I simply cannot choose. Every bit of it is golden! The show and your blog provide much-needed comic relief while both of us study for the bar exam. Thanks so much!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04973936499291282574noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-37130560221031542412015-06-04T17:26:31.193-05:002015-06-04T17:26:31.193-05:00Hoover, Alabama. Suburb of Birmingham.
Cindy fro...Hoover, Alabama. Suburb of Birmingham.<br /><br />Cindy from HooverAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-33473727761708182932015-06-04T16:37:46.586-05:002015-06-04T16:37:46.586-05:00Fair enough. DPFair enough. DPSome Guy In Austin, Texashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00105362713424741152noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-31136697481717061522015-06-04T16:37:20.656-05:002015-06-04T16:37:20.656-05:00Rose in OC, please don't get fired because of ...Rose in OC, please don't get fired because of me. At least go to the women's room and sit in the stall for 20 minutes and read. DPSome Guy In Austin, Texashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00105362713424741152noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-28878996821510409732015-06-04T16:36:25.802-05:002015-06-04T16:36:25.802-05:00That's encouraging, ~Cariss. I'm thrilled...That's encouraging, ~Cariss. I'm thrilled you loved my 2 for 2. It's not every post I get inspired to write jokes on that low a level. thanks, as always, for reading and commenting. DPSome Guy In Austin, Texashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00105362713424741152noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-86678335702281275092015-06-04T16:34:13.060-05:002015-06-04T16:34:13.060-05:00"very, very common" Wow. That's a ..."very, very common" Wow. That's a bit harsh, but I have to agree. She's like Eliza Doolittle before she met Henry Higgins. And no, the rule doesn't apply to white shorts. DPSome Guy In Austin, Texashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00105362713424741152noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-56804895824804576712015-06-04T14:16:54.908-05:002015-06-04T14:16:54.908-05:00All I thought of when I saw Kupah is KING KOOPA fr...All I thought of when I saw Kupah is KING KOOPA from Mario Brothers. #amiriteAmanda Vnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-59756461683132740962015-06-03T17:24:50.284-05:002015-06-03T17:24:50.284-05:00Oh DP, you were in rare form on this one....too ma...Oh DP, you were in rare form on this one....too may hilarious lines to pick from! I love that you addressed the hoopla that your white jeans comment created last week. " Like a certain activity (allegedly) invited by white jeans, the truth hurts." Seriously dying over that one. You then followed that up with Kupah Loompah and I thought for sure I was going to get fired. How do you come up with these things?!? Simply amazing. <br /><br />And let me just say, as a parent, I was also very uncomfortable with the whole school room/sex ed date. It was so completely inappropriate on every level and I literally cringed through the whole thing. I totally agree that Ben H. was the only saving grace out of that whole fiasco and handled his subject matter perfectly. He definitely earned that date rose.<br /><br />I'm with you on the fact that when they start scripting this show too much, it completely goes off track. This whole situation with Nick coming back is just completely bogus and I don't know why they feel like they have to do that. And the staged gay-fest with Clint and JJ is beyond ridiculous. So glad I could fast forward through most of that. <br /><br />Anyway, I'm glad Tony went back to his Bonzai Trees. He was definitely a few French fries short of a Happy Meal...even though, oddly enough, he made sense about what types of dates they should be going on. Gotta give it to him - he made a good point.<br /><br />I hope that Clint and JJ both get booted next week. I don't know how much more of them I can take!!!<br /><br />Until next week...Thanks for almost getting me fired again! :)<br /><br />Rose in OC Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-5558244260594194492015-06-03T15:09:25.933-05:002015-06-03T15:09:25.933-05:00I haven't laughed this hard at one of your rec...I haven't laughed this hard at one of your recaps in a while. Caitlyn having the most surgery, the slimy guy coming back, Carrot Top, your 2 for 2. And when the white pants made their appearance with a close-up of Kaitlyn's behind climbing the stairs, I knew you would have words. Worth it!<br />~CarissAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-52234683902510506942015-06-03T13:32:25.199-05:002015-06-03T13:32:25.199-05:00Longtime reader, but haven't commented before....Longtime reader, but haven't commented before. My total disgust for the sex-ed piece just did me in though. It literally made me ill to know that parents had willingly subjected their children to experience and participate in this trash. Totally inappropriate and unacceptable. ABC has no moral compass. It made me long for Emily Maynard (DP - does the rule apply to white shorts?) because she, unlike Kaitlyn, would NOT have been okay with that disturbing "date." I'm unimpressed with Kaityn -- she is just very, very common and clearly has poor judgment and discernment.Elizabethnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-48257873684496298542015-06-03T11:38:42.127-05:002015-06-03T11:38:42.127-05:00Come to think of it, her husband, the deacon, was ...Come to think of it, her husband, the deacon, was unusually chipper..... No! Make it stop!Nicole Snoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-91590073373447220012015-06-03T11:04:22.038-05:002015-06-03T11:04:22.038-05:00Lindsey, it's the white jeans. It has to be.Lindsey, it's the white jeans. It has to be.Some Guy In Austin, Texashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00105362713424741152noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-19100667391689701612015-06-03T10:34:20.656-05:002015-06-03T10:34:20.656-05:00Oh Kaitlyn. She's a hot mess. She has talked a...Oh Kaitlyn. She's a hot mess. She has talked about how hard slut shaming has been. Listen when you go on national tv and act in the manner she is acting, Lord knows you've opened yourself up to things. Also, what is with these "dates?" The producers really must not like Kaitlyn or these guys to make them do such ridiculous things. Could you imagine Emily Maynard going along with this stuff? No way. Lindseyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07789163177606066239noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-5013680287402810972015-06-03T10:15:28.502-05:002015-06-03T10:15:28.502-05:00There's nothing like playing with a large orga...There's nothing like playing with a large organ while wearing white jeans. You walked into that one Nicole. Or should I say you backed into it? I'm sorry I ruined church.<br />Some Guy In Austin, Texashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00105362713424741152noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-18122551365589725142015-06-03T10:08:02.929-05:002015-06-03T10:08:02.929-05:00It's going to take awhile to get over this whi...It's going to take awhile to get over this white jeans thing. Our church organist had some on last Sunday. There's a thought I definitely don't want in my head at church or any other time.<br /><br />I agree with you about Kaitlyn. She's just not clicking with me as a viewer like she did last season. <br /><br />Lots of great jokes, loved your 2 for 2 jokes! Poor Mrs sgia. You let that woman buy whatever blankets she wants. :)Nicole Snoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-26098078220849561682015-06-03T09:50:30.831-05:002015-06-03T09:50:30.831-05:00Solid. Cindy, where is Hoover?Solid. Cindy, where is Hoover?Some Guy In Austin, Texashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00105362713424741152noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-74633470889026300022015-06-03T09:49:55.656-05:002015-06-03T09:49:55.656-05:00You're very welcomeYou're very welcomeSome Guy In Austin, Texashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00105362713424741152noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-90560261191510854812015-06-03T09:49:32.688-05:002015-06-03T09:49:32.688-05:00It's nice to have hope.It's nice to have hope.Some Guy In Austin, Texashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00105362713424741152noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-16822017776556260752015-06-03T09:49:04.747-05:002015-06-03T09:49:04.747-05:00I'd bet tony is a recovered addictI'd bet tony is a recovered addictSome Guy In Austin, Texashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00105362713424741152noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-62338877243339021392015-06-03T09:48:28.871-05:002015-06-03T09:48:28.871-05:00Yea, but think of what you gain in exchange for th...Yea, but think of what you gain in exchange for those iq points.Some Guy In Austin, Texashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00105362713424741152noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-47629708758391836442015-06-03T08:22:32.208-05:002015-06-03T08:22:32.208-05:00For such a boring episode you were definitely on a...For such a boring episode you were definitely on a roll! Your recap's are always WAY funnier than the show. You had so many great lines, but my 3 favorites are:<br /><br />I hope Kanye leaves Kim for Caitlyn. <br />He’d be Kupah Loompah.<br />I usually wake up Mrs. Some Guy like an alarm clock: with a big dong.<br /><br />Hysterical DP and great job, with so little to work with.<br /><br />Cindy in HooverAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2462526990120254693.post-11888012427835247892015-06-03T01:22:41.482-05:002015-06-03T01:22:41.482-05:00Your "Carrot Top and explosive diarrhea"...Your "Carrot Top and explosive diarrhea" comment had me rolling, Some Guy. Thank you for subjecting yourself to offensive and/or boring material to entertain us each week!Kristanoreply@blogger.com